Mugshots Friday: Miles and Miles of High Style

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.

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Arrested: 8/11
Charged with: Trespassing
I assume this guy had to opt for a public defender, mostly because he probably spent his hard-earned cash on that sweet-ass earring that looks like it's made of gumballs. And he even accessorized with what I hope is a candy necklace.

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Arrested: 8/10
Charged with: Defrauding an innkeeper
Most of the featured future convicts here on Mugshots Friday aren't much for things like style or dignity or not looking like you've just huffed a gallon of paint. So (top) hats off to this guy, who proves that you can look classy while breaking the law. Not to mention that his charge makes it sound like he was arrested in 17th-century England.

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Arrested: 8/10
Charged with: Shooting/throwing a deadly missile
If you've ever wondered what it would've been like if Vince Gilligan had cast Sam Elliott to star in Breaking Bad, wonder no more! Seriously though, this is the last face on earth I'd want to see hurling a deadly missile at me. I'm pretty sure this dude could tell you all your childhood fears within, like, a minute of meeting you.

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10 comments
AziAishling
AziAishling

@NikkieNikk too Fukin funny!!!! The dude in d suit cracked me up!!!!

Robert Tufte LaBruno
Robert Tufte LaBruno

I love Fridays for many reasons but this is def one of them. God bless Miami !!!

Asüka Bazüka
Asüka Bazüka

By far my favorite new times read :) coming from the person who considers Cops the greatest TV show of all time.

Mai Iam
Mai Iam

Only Miami, those comments lol

Mai Iam
Mai Iam

Only Miami, those comments lol

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