Mugshots Friday: Miles and Miles of High Style
Charged with: Trespassing
I think the cops accidentally arrested a Hummel figurine here. That or Norman Rockwell did this week's batch of mugshots.
Charged with: Battery
On the other hand, there are some people who don't handle their mugshots with nearly as much grace.
Charged with: Driving with a suspended license
Pop quiz: Is this man's off-putting smirk more reminiscent of a possessed child in a Satanic horror movie, or your cat after it's taken a crap in one of your shoes? Either way, don't stare at him for too long. There's something going on here that gives us the creeps.
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