Tampa Strippers Frustrated Over Lack of Horny Conservatives at RNC So Far

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Perhaps no industry geared up for the Republican National Convention like Tampa's strip club scene. Clubs redecorated, added extra privacy, revamped their food menus, and even brought in famous talent. Yet, on Sunday night at least, the clubs seemed pretty barren ahead of the start of the convention.

Strippers and club promoters had hoped that the week would be three times as profitable as a Super Bowl weekend, which were some pretty lofty expectations.

Yet, last night The Tampa Bay Times' Justin George hit the clubs and found a whole lot of emptiness.

"The girls are frustrated," a stripper only known as Jill told the paper. "When you come to Tampa, everyone knows the Mons Venus is the No. 1 strip club. So where is everyone? What is everyone doing? Are they sleeping? Republicans have money."

Though, at least one strip club, a door worker says a lot of the IDs she checked last night and this weekend were from D.C., Virginia and Maryland, which would suggest a bit of a government-related presence.

George also reports that Sarah Palin-porn doppelganger Lisa Ann attracted a decent crowd during her first performance of the week.

Perhaps there's hope yet, ladies. Just let this storm blow over, and let these delegates get all hot and bothered after watching a few days worth of sexy, sexy talk about tax reform and border control before you write the week off as a bust.

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28 comments
rabbipedro
rabbipedro

The New Times needs to stake out the gay clubs. I bet they are doing GREAT

Myrantz
Myrantz

They should advertise male strippers instead

portablefernie
portablefernie topcommenter

well it's a republican convention, im sure they were watching the little league world series and praying for extra innings.

drakemallard
drakemallard topcommenter

If you're going to be a little different, we might as well stay with what we have instead of taking a risk with what may be the Etch A Sketch candidate of the future

miamitrev2
miamitrev2 topcommenter

Oh look, another anti Republican column!

Michael Cousseillant
Michael Cousseillant

It maybe because they don't want to be caught in these strip clubs while the RNC is in town. All eyez r on them right now with all the media as well. Some them if not all of them put up a front with their high moral standard & beliefs. It could potentially put them in a negative light in public which may hurt the republican party.

Frank Castle
Frank Castle

there you go again talking about strippers...who ever reports this is a ghetto reporter

Eric Quitugua
Eric Quitugua

If only Rick Ross and Lil Wayne were at the RNC...

Tomas Eric Rincon
Tomas Eric Rincon

maybe its cause the RNC was delayed or maybe because Republicans are full of a bunch of homos that like guys

Jackie Richie
Jackie Richie

Lmao Pedro M Muniz II Ashley Mestre Tara Ashley Compton Hugo D. Aviles Sonny Glover

David Alejandro
David Alejandro

Whattttt ??? Romney hasn't gone to one yet ? It's Isaac's fault.

David Alejandro
David Alejandro

Whattttt ??? Romney hasn't gone to one yet ? It's Isaac's fault.

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

That's Cause. Only Libtards go to Filthholes. Read your Romneyhitpiece or should I say Shitpiece. sucked.

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