County Commissioners Pepe Diaz And Sally Heyman Want To Expose Horrible Dog Owners

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Killer chihuahuas beware; Sally Heyman and Pepe Diaz want to put you on blast. 
Forget about absentee ballot brokers stealing elections! Forget about county officials stealing from the public till! Forget about the Miami Marlins ball park boondoggle! Irresponsible dog owners are clearly the greatest menace facing our community.

A pair of Miami-Dade County commissioners are pushing legislation that would publicly shame assholes who don't know how to raise a dog. Jose "Pepe" Diaz and Sally Heyman want to list the names of people who have been found guilty of owning a dangerous dog (be it a chow chow or a chihuahua), along with the name and photo of their cantankerous canine on a web-site maintained by the county's Animal Services Department.

The online registry would also include case numbers for any judicial and administrative proceedings that declared the dog dangerous, as well as a brief description of the incident that led to Fido being branded evil incarnate.

In addition, dangerous dog owners will be facing a $1,000 fine for each of the following offenses:

  • Animal fighting or baiting
  • Dog bites human
  • Dog severely injures or kills a domestic animal
  • Dog chases or approaches human in a menacing fashion
  • Failing to register a dangerous dog
  • Failing to notify Animal Services that a dangerous dog has bitten a human or another animal.

The proposal was briefly discussed Tuesday in the County Commission's Public Safety & Healthcare Administration Committee. It was forwarded for approval to the full county commission, although no date for the public hearing has been set.

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drakemallard
drakemallard topcommenter

i need a site  To Expose Horrible goverment workers like Pepe Diaz And Sally Heyman.

drakemallard
drakemallard topcommenter

To Pepe Diaz And Sally Heyman You  two are stupid, ignorant son of a itch, dumb bastard. Jesus Christ. I've met some dumb bastards in my time but you two outdo them all.

agreenberg77
agreenberg77

Dear clearly future clark mollenhoff award winning reporter,

 

From the people out there who actually consider this a positive piece of legislation, we thank you for your dramatic effort to trivialize the topic. I would invite you to revisit the issue once you've seen what is  physically and mentally left of a bait dog used for fighting, a child who has been attacked because of an irresponsible owner, or an entire breed of dog unfairly victimized by breed specific legislation because of an incident that could have been prevented. Or come back to me after a 130lb Fila has ripped half your face off because his owner wanted a "guard dog". I'm so glad to have read your earth moving piece of journalism, and not I will try and offset the 98 seconds of my life you stole from me and I will never get back....

sarah7100
sarah7100

I don't think "dog biting a human" or "Dog chases or approaches human in a menacing fashion" is liable to the owner if you keep your dog in a fence. We had a dog that bit several of my friends (not seriously wounded but nipped) and it was mostly because they would try to pet the dog through the fence and we had a sign that stated "bad dog". That was the dogs personality, we treated him good, fed him, took him for walks... he was just a mean dog.

Mike Montero
Mike Montero

I'm all for it. And fix them dayum potholes too. What are ya? In bed with mechanics too?!

John
John

About f'n time!

Jacqueline Landa
Jacqueline Landa

I understand it should not be the main focus however this is a serious problem and should NOT be ignored.

Alex Mendoza
Alex Mendoza

Como siempre Miami comiendo tremenda mierda.How about you fix potholes in 8th street or the fucking Palmetto?

Javier Alejandro Pavon
Javier Alejandro Pavon

Why not expose horrible dog owners, animals have no control over what happens, we as humans do. I rather have them try and do this right then keep stealing money from the county.

Jorge Shicken
Jorge Shicken

the biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing anyone he didnt exist

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