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Florida Man Arrested for Bestiality Speaks: "I Want My Donkey Back"

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Apparently, when you're arrested for jacking off with a donkey, you want to do your best to make sure the case gets as much publicity as possible. So Carlos Romero decided to give a jailhouse interview and has apparently left several comments across the web defending his love for his donkey.

Romero wants his donkey back and claims that sex and emotional intimacy with animals is preferable because humans are just horrible.

As we noted yesterday, Romero was arrested up in Marion County over the weekend after he was found fingering his pet donkey and rubbing his nether regions up against it while pleasuring himself. At the time of his arrest Romero said that Florida was "backwards" for looking down on zoophilia.

Well, Romero isn't done talking.

From Ocala.com:
He said he has always felt an attraction toward animals, especially horses, because people have been known to "stab you in the back, give you diseases, lie to you" and are "promiscuous." Animals, he said, "are usually there for you" and "do not seek other pleasures." Their feelings are "100 percent honest," he added.
Uh, yes, sometimes humans are horrible to each other. Welcome to Life 101.

But, you know, anytime I'm going through a breakup or something I don't think to myself, "You know what, maybe I should just fuck a horse." Nope. Doesn't cross my mind. Usually I think, "You know what, maybe I should drink half this bottle of vodka." God gave us alcohol to deal with people lying to you. Not animal sex.

Romero, 31, admitted that he's been having sex with horses since he was 18, but said he hasn't fully consummated his relationship with the donkey yet "because she's blooming into maturity."

Romero is also pissed because his donkey has since been taken away from him.

"I want my donkey back. There's got to be due process here. I paid $500 for her," he told a judge on Tuesday morning.

Marion County officials are petitioning the court for custody of the animal, and plan to put it up for adoption.

Romero (or at least someone using his name) has also been making several comments on a Huffington Post story about his arrest.

"Have you ever seen a jack donkey? even the miniatures would put the most well hung pornstar to shame," he wrote in one comment.

"The issue at hand will not be having sex with animals, it will be bedroom privacy. If I get convicted then all Floridians expectation of privacy will be effectively nullified," he wrote in another.

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48 comments
shekissesfrogs
shekissesfrogs

@cbm1971 What? Is this valentine's day or something?

JahelDgreat
JahelDgreat

@AlfredSpellman saw a doc that claims that's the norm in Colombia among boys 13 and up

drakemallard
drakemallard topcommenter

That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.

Tony Miller
Tony Miller

I blame Pitbull for this. Yet another reason his singing career should be ended.

Alberto211
Alberto211

I agree with him, humans are back stabbers but seriously going to jail because of his love for his donkey, or animals in general for that matter, don't society have better things to worry about, there are people that do more gruesome and worst thing than he has done and don't go to jail, look at most politicians they are all free...

305carolann
305carolann

Are you shitting the shit out of me???? There is something in the fucking drinking water here in Florida.  I really don't know what to say... I'm speechless.

JohnG
JohnG

Don't judge. He just wanted "a little ass."

Rebecca Anne
Rebecca Anne

Somebody got the herp and is a little bitter.

Joanna Peterson
Joanna Peterson

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D.f. Basora
D.f. Basora

does the donkey speak like the one in Shrek? and if so, does it sound like eddie murphy?

Gisela Calero
Gisela Calero

He's smiling in his mugshot. That's hysterical.

Sara Marks
Sara Marks

Maybe the donkey liked it, we don't know.

Nuris Rosado-Diaz
Nuris Rosado-Diaz

Mr Romero,Hi I don't have a donkey but I have a lion. Remember he is the king of the jungle you can lots of fun with him.

Patricia Sbroggio
Patricia Sbroggio

Why is it that all kind of weird things ALWAYS happen in Florida?

Kzm Ufc
Kzm Ufc

Was the donkey's name that of a Hilton heiress???

Jeffrey Auguste
Jeffrey Auguste

priceless! it seems he has it all figured out, innit?

Fit Forlife
Fit Forlife

You don't have to pay alimony to a donkey

PTNetherton
PTNetherton

@pink_funk Please tell me he said, "That's some good ass."

soosee
soosee

@_jcruiz_ @miaminewtimes lol I just sent you one too!

cbm1971
cbm1971

@shekissesfrogs every day is valentine's day when you're in love with a donkey! lol

AlfredSpellman
AlfredSpellman

@vipstrippers actually i havent. Will check it out.

_jcruiz_
_jcruiz_

@soosee @miaminewtimes great minds think alike lol

shekissesfrogs
shekissesfrogs

@cbm1971 We should keep an open mind about these things.

shekissesfrogs
shekissesfrogs

@cbm1971 Has anyone even bothered to ask the donkey how she feels? :)

vipstrippers
vipstrippers

@AlfredSpellman pretty good, tells the story of the men behind the 2 guys 1 horse video, death. And delves into zoophilia

PTNetherton
PTNetherton

@pink_funk I'll be here all week #tipyourwaitress #trytheveal

shekissesfrogs
shekissesfrogs

@cbm1971 :) I used to have a spouse, but he was just a horses ass, Lizard's & my relationship is more cerebral. Thanks for chatting.

cbm1971
cbm1971

@shekissesfrogs I may be no donkey but my wife often makes me feel like one...LOL. Kiss your lizard & enjoy the day.

cbm1971
cbm1971

@shekissesfrogs a little more poetic than donkey love... btw are you coming on to me?? where the heck is freedonia anyway?

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