Seven Signs Miami Is The Fakest City in America

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Would you trust this man with your mouth, Miami?
Only in Miami could our inboxes be flooded with press releases like this Wednesday's police announcement: "Clandestine Dentist Arrested." Oh, thank God, you say. Then you think, what kind of a city has fake dentists? I mean, how hard can it be to graduate from dental school?

But this is Miami, quite possibly the most fraudulent city in the country. Don't believe us? Check out these seven other examples of South Florida fakery.

7. Fake Businessmen
Whether they are cruising Washington Avenue in their rented Lambos or pumping their Ponzi scheme millions into yet another mansion, South Florida is full of bogus businessmen: Bernie Madoff, Scott Rothstein, Buddy Persaud, Allen Stanford, and, of course, Miami's own Nevin Shapiro.

6. Fake Cops
Sometimes, Miami's pretend time is funny, like when an 18-year-old pretends to be a Miami Beach Police officer but pulls over a real cop by accident. Other times, it's not so funny, like when armed men pretend to be police in order to rob people.

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6 comments
Anthonyvop1
Anthonyvop1 topcommenter

Don't forget the real fakes of Miami.  The Limousine Liberals.

 

OD6Haggard
OD6Haggard

@MiamiNewTimes Any chance you'll be posting photographic evidence of the fake AAA trucks? #Hilarious #AAA #Miami

OD6Haggard
OD6Haggard

@MiamiNewTimes I can't stop laughing. #Fake #305

harrisonmarkey
harrisonmarkey

@MiamiNewTimes don't need signs if you've lived there #305

GoodbyeLyingWilliard
GoodbyeLyingWilliard

 @Anthonyvop1 If if your stupid joke made sense, Miami is far from the most liberal city in America.

 

Fake = Romney's campaign persona.   A total creep.

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