Man Arrested for Sex With Miniature Donkey: "Florida is a Backwards State"

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Carlos Romero, a 31-year-old farmhand from Marion County, Florida, was recently arrested for committing a sexual act with a donkey, but when he was arrested, he told deputies that "Florida is a backward state, and people frown on zoophilia here."

Wait, are there forward-thinking, progressive states that don't frown on zoophilia? We just checked with California and Massachusetts, and they said, "Uh, no, we totally frown upon sexy time with animals, too."

According to the arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun, someone walked in on Romero with the donkey on August 15. The witness walked by the room that Romero used to sleep in and noticed the lights were on. He peaked through the window and saw Romero shirtless with his pants down leaning up behind the donkey. It appeared that he was having intercourse with the animal.

Romero noticed he was being watched, so he pulled up his pants. He opened to door of the room and pushed the donkey out.

About a month later a detective contacted Romero to investigate the report. Romero admitted that he had used his own hand and spit to make sure that the mini-donkey's ...uh... donkey lady parts were clear of debris, like wood shavings.

Romero than told the investigator that he gets aroused by seeing animals in heat and mating.

If you're not already frowning upon this, well, maybe don't read the next excerpt from the police report:
Defendant stated he stands behind the donkey, scratches her withers and masturbates. Defendant stated he likes the way the fur feels on his testicles and stated this his penis may have come in contact with the donkey's vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident. Defendant recalls masturbating with the donkey 5 or 6 times.
Oh, good Lord, we are frowning so hard about this. Call us backwards if you want, but we're glad we live in a state where this is frowned upon.

Romero was arrested earlier this week on misdemeanor charges of sexual activity with an animal.

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34 comments
kobidobidog
kobidobidog

God damn it Stop warring against sex.  Don't people knew what the KJV means by condemn be condemned. To say this is the home of the free is laughable

majorcynic
majorcynic

Just when I thought I'd heard everything. After I read this it took me one full hour to get my brain back. This is SO high up on the scale of DISGUSTING/CREEPY/TMI that I can remember. It's not bad enough that he's violating a poor little donkey, but I just read that he is challenging the Florida statute that makes it unlawful for him to get jiggy with his four-hoofed "domestic animal" partner. Ewwww, YUK, and BLEHHHHHH!

fabchz
fabchz

@jessiecamacho wtf!!

maebh93
maebh93

@EAPrender wow! Thx for sharing something so disturbing. My day is now complete.

927s
927s

"He peaked through the window..." Hmm.. not sure if typo or intentional.

Kristin Bovard Slamp
Kristin Bovard Slamp

The entire time I was reading this article, I was hoping the author would work in the phrase "ass backwards". Sadly, it didn't happen. And just looking at this guy's photo makes me cringe, what a complete sicko.

SingJLee
SingJLee

@katiaganfield a blinding statement.

Laurence Gordon
Laurence Gordon

You have much more interesting facebook friends than me :)

Tim Detore
Tim Detore

He wanted a piece of ass...well, he got him some.

JayChillinBro
JayChillinBro

@JaidenSimms smh, shit ain't even surprising anymore

Matt Stephens
Matt Stephens

Dont hate people! He's getting married to the minature donkey and they're gonna have lots of even more minature donkeys! ;)

Peter Diaz
Peter Diaz

Look at his smile.... Sick Fucker/......

JMKIII58
JMKIII58

@AngryBlkManDC Dude honestly states I get aroused seeing the animal in heat and mating. WTF? Unbelieveable. :)

Ru Ru H
Ru Ru H

The donkey and farmhand make a good looking couple. But haters gonna hate.

Felix L Ricardo
Felix L Ricardo

"That's not what I meant when I said FUCK DAT ASS, son!"

Tanya C Davis
Tanya C Davis

"Uh, no, we totally frown upon sexy time with animals, too." BAWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Juan R. Pollo
Juan R. Pollo

Why did the guy look in the bedroom window? Isn't that voyeurism? And why did he wait a month before reporting it?

j.pollo
j.pollo

Why did the guy look in the bedroom window? Isn't that voyeurism? And why did he wait a month before reporting it?

Constanza Maute
Constanza Maute

in colombia i recall seeing guys wearing t-shirts of a donkey face and the text under it reading "primer amor" or "first love" its pretty much normal down there...

lolacabanaa
lolacabanaa

@Thejew15 @rsantos24_7 wow bc this is better.... Here we go

drakemallard
drakemallard topcommenter

 @str8chico Boys? You can't be imprisoned for watching an inter-species sex act. You'll walk. The worst I'll get is a huge fine for animal abuse, and alot of disgusted looks from as-wipe conservatives who can't appreciate sexual exploration.

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