Mugshots Friday: Ben Franklin and Big Bad Bearded Guys

Categories: Mugshots Friday
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Arrested: 9/16
Charged with: Purchasing cocaine, cocaine possession, tampering with evidence
Fun fact: If you pull down on the cord on this guy's beard, another even fuller beard will pop down and take its place.

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Arrested: 9/19
Charged with: Driving with a suspended license
If only he'd heeded his tattoo's own advice.

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Arrested: 9/15
Charged with: Petit theft
"And so I was like, dude, no way! And he was like, dude, yeah way! And I was like, dude, no way!"

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neatjunk
neatjunk

Love this feature. It's the first thing I look for online every Friday.

Christopher J Warren
Christopher J Warren

This is one of the worst parts of your news organization. I enjoy the Miami News Times, but making lite of people's misfortune is something I am not interested in.

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