Mugshots Friday: Ben Franklin and Big Bad Bearded Guys
Charged with: Purchasing cocaine, cocaine possession, tampering with evidence
Fun fact: If you pull down on the cord on this guy's beard, another even fuller beard will pop down and take its place.
Charged with: Driving with a suspended license
If only he'd heeded his tattoo's own advice.
Charged with: Petit theft
"And so I was like, dude, no way! And he was like, dude, yeah way! And I was like, dude, no way!"
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