Mugshots Friday: The 305 Is Stuck On Band-Aids

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.

Arrested: 9/11
Charged with: Aggravated assault, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct
We get a lot of bandaged folks here on Mugshots Friday. Sometimes I wonder if Miami-Dade police use the band-aids to make a humiliating photo that much more embarrassing.

Arrested: 9/11
Charged with: Petit theft
Sometimes I wonder if the cops put the band-aids on mockingly, maybe while saying in a baby-talk voice, "Aw, there you go, big boy, now your boo-boo is all better!"

Arrested: 9/12
Charged with: Grand theft auto, resisting arrest
And then I realize that, most likely, the cops are just slapping whatever they can find on these dudes, even if it is tape and some cotton. But it doesn't hurt if it makes them look stupid.

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