Mugshots Friday: The 305 Is Stuck On Band-Aids

Arrested: 9/10
Charged with: Sexual battery, kidnapping
I bet this guy says, "It's Britney, bitch!" to himself all the time.

Arrested: 9/10
Charged with: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
This was either a much bigger project in which this dude was going to tattoo fangs all over his face, or an exceedingly lazy attempt at giving himself Gene Simmons' makeup job. Either way: Bad job, bad effort.

Arrested: 9/12
Charged with: Obstruction
"Tattoos of the 305" will definitely be the title of the upcoming Mugshots Friday coffee table book. I have to imagine Urban Outfitters would be all over that. Give me a call, guys!

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