Mugshots Friday: The Canes Fan, the Dolphins Fan, and Future Guy Fieri

Arrested: 9/1
Charged with: Trespassing
I know there were some of you who believed that this man wasn't real. There are those of you who believed that his tattoos were fake, or that he was just some cough-syrup induced haze of a dream, a boogeyman you tell your kids about to get them to go to bed on time. "Brush your teeth, or Mustache Tattoo Man will come into your room at night and drunkenly play with a switchblade in front of you!" Well, he's real, and he's back, and you best hail the king. Me? I'm just gonna be blaring "Freebird," giving this man his due. Some birds, you simply can not cage.

Arrested: 9/3
Charged with: Obstruction
And then there's this pretender to the throne, who apparently idolizes Mike Tyson's cranial accessories way too much.

Arrested: 9/3
Charged with: Battery, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, petit theft, criminal mischief
Did anyone else get Ru Paul's "Supermodel (You Better Work)" stuck in their head when they saw this guy's mugshot? Not just me? Okay, good.