Mugshots Friday: You've Got A Little Something On Your Face

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.

Arrested: 9/21
Charged with: Petit theft
I'm afraid he just blue himself.

Arrested: 9/26
Charged with: Entering park after hours, battery, resisting arrest
On the plus side for this guy, between his surprisingly happy expression and the fact that the sand all over his face kind of resembles glitter, he's definitely this week's most fabulous arrest.

Arrested: 9/23
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, criminal mischief, burglary, assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest
Adorned with a hubcap she definitely stole off a tricked-out kids-sized Barbie Corvette, this woman would've been this week's most stylish entry instead of the Sandman. Then again, the remains of however many 40-ounce Ocean Drive margaritas she killed that are now encrusted on her face knock her down a few points.