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Barack Obama Can Win Tonight's Debate If He Stays Cool While Romney Lies

Categories: Luke's Gospel
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Alex Izaguirre
Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke advises the president for the last two debates. 

For the past three weeks, political pundits haven't stopped talking about Barack Obama's miserable performance in the first televised debate against Mitt Romney. Predictably, polls have shown that Obama's lackluster response to Romney's lies has hurt his numbers. The Mormon candidate flipped more whoppers than Burger King, but the president failed to seize on Romney's falsehoods.


Obama was clearly caught off-guard. He was like a kid who had prepared for a school debate about the birds and the bees while his opponent talked about the flowers and the trees. The president thought he was going to debate the Romney who said he'd cut taxes for the rich while raising taxes on the middle-class, and who said he'd kill Medicare. Instead, Obama got the other Romney, the mofo who lies his ass off. 

That's exactly what Obama wanted to call Romney during the debate, but that wouldn't look presidential.

The mainstream media wanted Obama to do what Joe Biden did to Paul Ryan during the vice-presidential debates last Thursday. But the Fox News pundits and Republican loudmouths like Rush Limbaugh are complaining that Biden was laughing too much, being obnoxious, and not showing Ryan any respect. But that's what any normal person would do when the individual they are debating is telling lies to the American public. When you know you are being lied to, you are going to make a "WTF?" face. The GOP is the party where your pants catch fire from all the lies Republicans say. 

So what does Barack do to turn it around in the final two debates? Foremost, he needs to keep it classy. Romney wants Obama to lose his cool, but as long as the president doesn't fall into that trap, he's good. See, the more Romney lies and changes his positions, the more undecided voters will realize he'll say anything to get elected. Romney is a lot like the life insurance salesman who used to come to my mama's house trying to get her to buy a policy. The dude could charm the pants off Charles Ponzi.

Obama also needs to remind the American public that he is the guy who got Osama bin Laden, who saved the American auto industry and then recouped all the money that the government loaned the car manufacturers, and who stopped credit card companies from charging bullshit fees.

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22 comments
lacroix32911
lacroix32911

someone told me  that the mormons will be voting for him anyway even thou he isnt the right man to lead the country in the right way .president obamo  is the right man for the job he will get another 4 years just like bill clinton is saying .

lacroix32911
lacroix32911

romney isnt the right man for the job he wants to defund planned parenthood and take a women right to choose and many other things.if you watch all the videos you can see how mitt romney over the year has flip flopped on everything  can call him john kerry

fxd5122
fxd5122

@unclelukereal1 I think all politicians lie and all people in power say what they think their supporters want to hear. Obama included

brotherhebrew
brotherhebrew

@unclelukereal1 Obama still needs to kick his ARZ! He's too kind.

therealcrivas
therealcrivas

@unclelukereal1 more liberal lies! Stick to the facts, the liar is not GOP it is all the platform-less liberals supporting Obama #RomenyRyan

4CowboyJoe
4CowboyJoe

@unclelukereal1 I hope you ready for this weekend!!! SATURDAY!! #FSU

pdelston
pdelston

@unclelukereal1 Unc, check my post! I HAD TO GO IN ON DIS HATER'S COMMENT!

Jose Arpajon
Jose Arpajon

The American people has had enough of Obama playing the "Kool" card. We r tired of drinking that" Kool”-aid! We want results!!! Romney / Ryan 2012!

Anthony Cuesta
Anthony Cuesta

Right... And Obama tells nothing but the truth, I suppose? The man has done nothing but snaked and lied through his whole presidency. The commy anti American needs to go. Romney/Ryan 2012!

HarryTheHandyman
HarryTheHandyman

"He is the guy who got Osama bin Laden"

 

Oh yea?  He spent months out in the field chasing down leads?  Took part in the raid with the SEALs?  Giving the POTUS (whoever is in office) more credit than is due for these accomplishments is laughable.  Osama had been sought after for years, it was only a matter of time before our intelligence people caught up to him.

 

"who saved the American auto industry and then recouped all the money that the government loaned the car manufacturers"

 

LOL.  Actually no.  The government still holds a substantial stake in GM (over 25%) and have not recouped the money since they would LOSE billions at the current share price.

 

You always fuck up facts in your articles.  Either because you're ignorant or just plain agenda driven.  Stick to being a little league football coach.

silowet2006
silowet2006

@unclelukereal1 good morning my friend!

pelston3233
pelston3233

 @HarryTheHandyman Thanks for letting us know WHO or WHAT it is you stand for. So let me guess, if Bush would of caught 'em, would you have gave him credit? Oh yeah, I believe so. NOBODY besides the SeaLs & Delta Force would be out there in the field. & if the C.I.A was so smart, how in the hell this fugitive hide in a compound 500 yards away from the Pakistani equalivant to West Point? We (& I can say we because I am a veteran) watch everything & what EVERYBODY do. From training, to what you're training on, to where you are training. No stone goes unturned. Now Harry, somehow, someway, you are connected to somebody who was about to be out of a job in the Auto Industry. Let me guess, "Fuck 'em all, let God sort 'em out"? Furthermore, the Commander-in-Cheif has to make the call on any military operation. Why do you think Vietnam was so fucked up? It was politically driven. Westmoreland's hands were tied.

HarryTheHandyman
HarryTheHandyman

 @pelston3233  @HarryTheHandyman "Thanks for letting us know WHO or WHAT it is you stand for. So let me guess, if Bush would of caught 'em, would you have gave him credit? Oh yeah, I believe so."

 

Actually, no.  I mentioned this.

 

"NOBODY besides the SeaLs & Delta Force would be out there in the field. & if the C.I.A was so smart, how in the hell this fugitive hide in a compound 500 yards away from the Pakistani equalivant to West Point? We (& I can say we because I am a veteran) watch everything & what EVERYBODY do. From training, to what you're training on, to where you are training. No stone goes unturned."

 

What the hell was this rambling all about?  I'll just dump this into the WTF pile.  By the way, the compound was about 0.8 miles away from the military academy, not 500 yards.

 

"Now Harry, somehow, someway, you are connected to somebody who was about to be out of a job in the Auto Industry."

 

Say what?  Seems like your question could have gone 2 ways.  If I was connected to someone in the auto industry who was about to be out of a job before the bailouts, I probably would have been happy about them.  If I AM connected to someone in the auto industry who IS about to be out of a job, then, great?  What point are you trying to make?

 

"Let me guess, "Fuck 'em all, let God sort 'em out"? Furthermore, the Commander-in-Cheif has to make the call on any military operation. Why do you think Vietnam was so fucked up? It was politically driven. Westmoreland's hands were tied."

 

Sure?

 

- DIS HATER

pelston3233
pelston3233

 @HarryTheHandyman Why hell yes! It must be something about him that provokes you! You're the one all over his forum, Trolling? And you say you don't support him? Good ole' Uncle Luke! Still provoking the man & still BEING NASTY AS HE WANNA BE! 

pelston3233
pelston3233

 @HarryTheHandyman You see, Harry! The more you hob-nob with Black people, the more you'll understand (in reference to shitting on the English language). SHIT on the English language.

And YES Bush gets his credit for getting us in this mess ALL AWAY AROUND! (you're getting better at this)

0.8? Heck of a lot more than 500 yards.

-stick to the point "THAT CLOSE & THEY DIDN'T KNOW"!? (why you keep dodging that?)

And no I'm not implying that if Obama hadn't been elected, etc., etc.

All I'm saying is, "what efforts did Bush make"? And if they already had this vital information, why didn't he act upon 'em? The end justifies the means; and as a soldier I can say that we would've tracked Bin Laden to the ends of the Earth. Bush would've been considered a "Hero" and you know it. Shit the Queen of England "knighted" him for his fight against terrorism (yeah right).

 

And put down the Luke Kool-Aid? YOU put down the Luke Kool-Aid! Like I said, you all over his forum, trolling & you don't even care for the man, his percieved purpose, what he stands for, and why he's trying to enlighten his people. If he wasn't who he was, you probably wouldn't even post a comment.

"And it doesn't matter what ethnic group I belong to and frankly I don't give a shit about Luke's  ethnic group or his cultural status"!

 

YES IT DOES 'CAUSE YOU SOUND HEATED!! (ebonics=very mad) What are you the fact check department manager? Are you "fact checking" behind Romney? Oh let me guess yall, HIM PEOPLE DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO HIM!(ebonics)

Listen Harry, Black people, we LOVE YOU MAN! You just gotta keep the negative to yourself. Go do that on Romeny's forum. Why don't ya?

 

HarryTheHandyman
HarryTheHandyman

 @pelston3233 Ebonics?  You mean shitting all over the English language.

 

If you want to go ahead and give credit to the POTUS (President of the United States - not ebonics), might as well credit Bush, since he got us into this whole mess, right?

 

0.8 miles is a heck of a lot more than 500 yards.  If you're going to argue, research your facts.

 

"THAT CLOSE AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW!? ARE YOU THAT BLIND!? "Our intelligence agencies would have found him eventually?" Yeah, right!"

 

- Are you implying that if Obama hadn't been elected, Osama would have never been found?  Please...

 

Also, put down the Luke Kool-Aid and drop your retarded racial insinuations.  It doesn't matter what race or ethnic group I belong to and frankly I don't give a shit about Luke's race or ethnic group.  I also don't give a shit about his cultural status.  Its his mindless articles which often lack in the fact check department.

pelston3233
pelston3233

 @HarryTheHandyman Let me decipher the post like you do:

Your point: "He's the guy that got Bin Laden" NOT!

Mine: Yes. The Commander-in-Cheif is the only sole person in America, that can send the US into type of military conflict that may result in the loss of American life. Win, lose, or draw, it was you (Mr. President).

Your point:

"What was all that about? I'll just toss this in the WTF pile?"

My point:

I had to ramble back at you for the rambling that you went on saying, "like he spent months out in the field(s) chasing down leads. Took part in the raid with the SeaLs. Giving POTUS credit? Refer to the Commander-in-Cheif point. Soldiers are just ant extension of that.

And thank you for the correction of the distance Osama Bin Laden was living from the Pakistani equalivant to West Point! .8 everyone! 0.8

My point: THAT CLOSE AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW!? ARE YOU THAT BLIND!? "Our intelligence agencies would have found him eventually?" Yeah, right!

The Bailout:

You would've been happy for whoever the Bailout hurt or saved? Really? I should listen to you more. You already stated your feelings on that in your response to "Fuck 'em all?" Sure?

In closing, judging from your post, there's a 99.9% chance that you are WHITE. What ever ethnic group you come from, ain't it said that you have nothing else better to do but to send negative opinions to an AFRICAN AMERICAN HIP HOP ICON who is expressing his opinion to his people (truss me, I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh)? Big Mama in African American society (who you would call the "help") use to say, "if you ain't got nothin' good to say, don't say nothin'"! And far as DIS HATER goes, ebonics, BITCH! Go get the dictionary from Barnes & Nobel. It's a BLACK THANG! You wouldn't understand!

 

 

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