Herald: Obama, Sentinel: Romney, New Times: Romney Lies

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Now it's our turn. The Sun-Sentinel this morning endorsed Mitt Romney. Then the Miami Herald threw its support to Barack Obama.

We don't endorse candidates. We are just a motley crew of renegades who like to throw darts at pictures of Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Britney Spears.

But we believe Mitt Romney is one mediocre candidate. Like you, we have watched the months of campaigning and decided it is wiser to eat canned tuna than swallow all the crap that has been tossed around. We aren't very happy with a lot about Obama's first term. For instance Dodd-Frank and Obamacare are nothing more than mediocre compromises. But we know this Romney dude is the worst Republican candidate since Barry Goldwater.

Here are ten reasons why:

10. Romney is not gay friendly (shocker!).

9. Romney is a liar.

8. He is part of a religion that was founded by a convicted con artist, not long ago supported polygamy and also recently held stated that black people are black because they were cursed by God.

7. Despite his protest to the contrary, he told Detroit to go bankrupt.

6. He pissed on half of Americans.

5. He wears secret underpants

4.He's a flip-flopper who -- among a zillion other things, said he would cut rich people's taxes and then, when he needed the liberal vote, said he wouldn't.

3. He wears spray tan.

2. He believes Roe v. Wade should be overturned and has pledged to oppose abortion. (Al though he has flip-flopped on this LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE. (See 4.)

1. He has no backbone, and did we mention, he is a flip-flopper.

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drakemallard topcommenter

the American political system. The two-party system is a joke. american need more option: 'the third-party candidate




Wasting your vote is voting for somebody that you don’t believe in. That’s wasting your vote. I’m asking everybody here, I’m asking everybody watching this nationwide, to waste your vote on me.” gary johnson




Obama is the biggest lying sack of shit ever. Case and point: Benghazi.

DJ Frustration
DJ Frustration

Nice endorsement.  Quick, dirty and to the point.  This Romney guy is the worst.  How do you know what he believes in when within a few hours it can change.  No thanks.  I'll keep the change.

drakemallard topcommenter

mitt romney will say anything in order to get elected, even if it makes no sense.





 Corporate Executive opportunist turned liberal politician turned moderate turned conservative turned pro life.Mitt Romney’s not running a cautious campaign; he’s running from tough questions.  Running from his record of flip-flops and avoiding controversial stands doesn't amount to presidential leadership.Mitt Romney loves to throw people off his path. Now he believes in this, now he doesn't. The world may never know.He will have to check with his corporate sponsors for the appropriate response, then cross check with polling of his base, and then confirm the best way to word the answer with his team of corporate marketing experts.In many circles he is a good business man, in others he is a man who broke other men down by closing their companies, these men lost their insurance, lost their pensions and lost their income, to top it off the govt. had to step in with millions to save their retirement income they worked for so many years to save. He's a flat out liar, never have I heard or seen so many flip-flops


 @j.nall sad that Benghazi is the thing you Fox News nuts cling too.   Obama is 100x the commander in chief Romney could ever hope to be.   He's a clown not cut out for any foreign affairs leadership.

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