Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.
Charged with: Battery, false imprisonment
Amazingly, this guy isn't even the most beat-up entry in this week's edition. That honor goes to ...
Charged with: Disorderly intoxication, battery, resisting arrest with violence
This fellow, who looks like he just went 12 rounds with Manny Pacquiao in a haunted house while filming a remake of Carrie. All while drunk, too. He probably had one too many bloody marys! Hah! Get it! Seriously though, this man needs medical attention.
Charged with: Battery, assault
I don't blame this woman for the assault and battery charges. I'd try to beat the crap out of whoever gave me a haircut like that, too.