Mugshots Friday: What Goes Around Comes Around

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.

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Arrested: 10/3
Charged with: Attempted murder of a police officer, possession of a firearm by a felon
As entertaining as it is to wonder why a man would ink a cherub throwing a football on himself, what strikes me is that, if you took away this guy's tattoos, he might actually be a handsome fellow. Of course, that's like saying if you took away the crushing poverty and repression, Cuba would be a fantastic place to live under the Castros.

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Arrested: 9/29
Charged with: Petit theft
Quick, someone set up ironicprisontattoos.tumblr.com. This woman can be number one.

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Arrested: 9/28
Charged with: Possession of a controlled substance with intent to sell, fleeing police, resisting arrest
Looks like the Miami-Dade pre-trial detention center's production of Annie just found it's lead!

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TroyMarables
TroyMarables

@AdriannaHopkins are you in Miami now? Did you leave Louisville?

Fred Cole
Fred Cole

ALMOST my favorite part of Friday...

AdriannaHopkins
AdriannaHopkins

@TroyMarables Been in Miami since January. Almost a year!

TroyMarables
TroyMarables

@AdriannaHopkins shut up! I kept seeing the posts, but never thought to ask. I wish you well. Send some sunshine our way.

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