Barack Obama Toilet Paper Being Used at Florida Fire Station

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Here in America we're, of course, nothing but high-minded about our politics. We're able to have reasoned and enlightened discussions about our political differences, and respect others' right to disagree with our viewpoints.

No, hahaha, just kidding. In America we wipe our butts with pictures of our own president, apparently.

Officials in Pompano Beach, Florida, are investigating how a roll of toilet paper printed with the picture of President Barack Obama ended up being used at a city fire house.

City officials believe the toilet paper came into play after a firefighter was told to take anti-Barack Obama stickers off of his city-owned locker

"If you have an opinion, you're certainly entitled to it. Everyone has their opinion. Put it on your own personal vehicle or your own personal things," a city spokeswoman told WSVN. "But you don't display it on city property, on city grounds that maybe someone else doesn't agree with, that's politically motivated, and it's inappropriate."

The stickers were removed, but then the roll of BO TP was found.

We're wondering why anyone would use Obama toilet paper anyway. It can do pretty good job, but sometimes takes a lot longer to get it done than you expected.

It is preferable to Mitt Romney toiler paper, though. That stuff changes its mind on what direction it wants to wipe all the time.

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23 comments
cms3642
cms3642

While it's a fitting gesture, he's not good enough to wipe my ass...

TK Small
TK Small

this idiot like most other repubs in my area cant simply disagree but feel obligated to display a total lack of class i hope he gets fired maybe mitt can give one of his $7 an hour jobs.

Cathy Glover
Cathy Glover

Lol, the other day I passed by a yard that had a sign "Firefighters for Obama". I guess not all firefighters are jerks.

Brustman Carrino Public Relations
Brustman Carrino Public Relations

Regardless of how you feel, he is still our President and you should show respect. God knows, we did it for 8 years of George Bush.

Miguel Aybar
Miguel Aybar

Ha! Joke's on them, there was a study done years ago that proved colored toilet paper causes colon cancer. LOL!

Christian Fabian Robotti
Christian Fabian Robotti

Chuck- you are changing the context of the title to this column. New Times said 'at work' not 'at a government employed workplace.

Will Mcee
Will Mcee

He wipes his ass with us, just return the favor.

Debora Gregori
Debora Gregori

The moron must not be aware of Romney/Ryan's view on public servants and unions. Poor stupid ignorant fool

drakemallard
drakemallard topcommenter

What’s a joke is American politics. Nearly everyone in the country would agree, judging by congressional approval ratings in national polls. if the Republicans can’t fix any of these problems that are allegedly the Democrats’ fault, then why elect them to office in the first place? We could solve a LOT of problems in this country if we just required that politicians live by the same rules as the rest of us. Put THEM in 401-K's and Social Security for their retirement; put THEM in Medicare; have THEM follow the same "truth in advertising" laws businesses have to follow, let THEM pay for their own vacations instead of the taxpayers sending them on junkets; have THEM obey the law on discriminatory employment practices,Make Politicians Take a Pay Cut Before Cutting Money from Education and Social Services! Hey they should cut their own benefits and services. no more lifetime benefits for 4 years of service! They should NOT be getting lifetime health coverage when they have the money to pay on their own!

Christian Fabian Robotti
Christian Fabian Robotti

Gary- your first mistake is calling them journalists. These people are glorified bloggers. Sad but true.

EzƦă VɅǹ
EzƦă VɅǹ

Hope they got four more years supply of toilet paper...

Gary McFly
Gary McFly

Dont Tread On Me, its funny when a journalist is telling people not to express themselves

Rebecca Chancy
Rebecca Chancy

It's cause they know they'll be able to have health care and a pension even if Medicare and SS go to shit.

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