Miami Dade College Really Overestimates the Importance of Rumer Willis

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Riptide just got the latest issue of Leap magazine, and we eagerly thumbed through it. It's only the hottest junk mail promotional material sent out by Miami Dade College, who would dear miss an issue?

We came across an interesting page in which the school highlights all the notables who have visited the school recently.

Why whose that noted influencer sandwiches between the three most recent President of the United State and friggin' Bill Gates? Why it's wait ...sorry! It's Rumer Willis. (We get mistaken for each other a lot.)

Yes, Rumer Willis. Most famous for being the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis and guest starring in that episode of Workaholics that also featured Lori Beth Denberg.

Indeed, Willis did attend a premier of an indie flick she appeared in at the MDC-sponsored Miami International Film Festival earlier this year.

Here is a list of other notables who have visited the college in recent years who didn't make the spread:

But whatever, ain't none of them quite on that Rumer Willis level.

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The indie flick is called The Diary of Preston Plummer ( You can see it on iTunes or Amazon. Rumer was wonderful in it.

drakemallard topcommenter

Miami Dade College Really Overestimates in other words miami dade  college sucks

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the College degree scamThe Education Complex has created this stigma that somehow you are lacking if you don't have a college degree. If everyone has a college degree, then by definition that degree is devalued and not worth the paper it is written on. This is evident by the fact the many organizations are requiring a master degree to be eligible for management. I find this offensive. It is obviously in their own self interest to perpetuate this myth.Now that everyone believes this myth, they tell you that if you take out a $50,000 easy government loan and be a slave to the payments for the rest of your life you will have a good job and be fulfilled.Right, while you end up living with your parents because you can't find a job. If you were poor you are now poor and in debt up to your neck. Many will be in debt for most of their lives with no value from their worthless degreea college degree does not guarantee a job


da way u spell n rite, y ur prolly a gradvuatee of McD. rite? 

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