Mugshots Friday

Mugshots Friday: A Visit From Captain Morgan And A Coke-Dealing Granny

By Jon Tayler Fri., Nov. 30 2012 at 9:00 AM
Categories: Mugshots Friday
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Arrested: 11/24
Charged with: Marijuana possession
Someone's got a little Captain in them. And also some weed. And likely some Entenmann's donuts.

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Arrested: 11/23
Charged with: Grand theft in the third degree
Admit it, Miami-Dade police, this isn't a mugshot. This was obviously taken from the high-school yearbook of a small Minnesota town.

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Arrested: 11/27
Charged with: Battery
Covered in blood, missing a chunk of his hair, staring off to the side with a demented look like he's got some invisible alien floating over his head telling him to burn down the police station ... Yeah, let's not linger too long on this guy.

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Or....the black guy on the top of page three is sayin' "alright, who chopped off my pigtails when I was passed out.....come on fellas, it ain't funny, I love Pippi Longstockings."

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The black guy on the top of page three has obviously been obsessed with Mickey Mouse since kindergarten... I'm gonna grow my own mouse ears dammit!

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@KeldyOrtiz Thanks buddy, appreciate the bump!

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