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Mugshots Friday: A Visit From Captain Morgan And A Coke-Dealing Granny

Categories: Mugshots Friday
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Arrested: 11/24
Charged with: Marijuana possession
Someone's got a little Captain in them. And also some weed. And likely some Entenmann's donuts.

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Arrested: 11/23
Charged with: Grand theft in the third degree
Admit it, Miami-Dade police, this isn't a mugshot. This was obviously taken from the high-school yearbook of a small Minnesota town.

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Arrested: 11/27
Charged with: Battery
Covered in blood, missing a chunk of his hair, staring off to the side with a demented look like he's got some invisible alien floating over his head telling him to burn down the police station ... Yeah, let's not linger too long on this guy.


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4 comments
Walt
Walt

Or....the black guy on the top of page three is sayin' "alright, who chopped off my pigtails when I was passed out.....come on fellas, it ain't funny, I love Pippi Longstockings."

Walt
Walt

The black guy on the top of page three has obviously been obsessed with Mickey Mouse since kindergarten... I'm gonna grow my own mouse ears dammit!

JATayler
JATayler

@KeldyOrtiz Thanks buddy, appreciate the bump!

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