Mugshots Friday: A Visit From Captain Morgan And A Coke-Dealing Granny
Charged with: Trespassing
Getting your hair cut so that it resembles a hard-candy wrapper? I like your style, dude.
Charged with: Battery with a deadly weapon.
I'm going to assume that deadly weapon was a book of Aleister Crowley writings, or an Edgar Allan Poe bust. Or maybe she just tried to smother her victim with a bunch of Hot Topic T-shirts.
Charged with: Possession of a controlled substance
As is legally obligated for Mugshots Friday, here's your requisite "Guy with a tattoo that looks like the wall of a New York subway tunnel." As his tattoo artist did to him, feel free to do what you please with this one.
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