Mugshots Friday: A Visit From Captain Morgan And A Coke-Dealing Granny

Categories: Mugshots Friday
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Arrested: 11/23
Charged with: Trespassing
Getting your hair cut so that it resembles a hard-candy wrapper? I like your style, dude.

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Arrested: 11/26
Charged with: Battery with a deadly weapon.
I'm going to assume that deadly weapon was a book of Aleister Crowley writings, or an Edgar Allan Poe bust. Or maybe she just tried to smother her victim with a bunch of Hot Topic T-shirts.

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Arrested: 11/28
Charged with: Possession of a controlled substance
As is legally obligated for Mugshots Friday, here's your requisite "Guy with a tattoo that looks like the wall of a New York subway tunnel." As his tattoo artist did to him, feel free to do what you please with this one.

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4 comments
Walt
Walt

Or....the black guy on the top of page three is sayin' "alright, who chopped off my pigtails when I was passed out.....come on fellas, it ain't funny, I love Pippi Longstockings."

Walt
Walt

The black guy on the top of page three has obviously been obsessed with Mickey Mouse since kindergarten... I'm gonna grow my own mouse ears dammit!

JATayler
JATayler

@KeldyOrtiz Thanks buddy, appreciate the bump!

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