Mugshots Friday: Burglar Jesus and Coked Out Santa, Now In 3-D!
Charged with: Burglary
Pretty brazen of Jesus to break one of his father's own commandments. Dude, what part of "Thou shalt not steal" wasn't clear to you? Aside from the "steal" part.
Charged with: Burglary, grand theft
He's got the dollar sign and the wicked grinning sun tattooed on him. Why not combine the two and have the Raisin Bran sun with two scoops of coins or something? And the Raisin Bran sun should have a bandana on and be saying "YOLO." Man, I should have my own tattoo parlor.
Charged with: Disorderly conduct
All the cops would love to know what he's staring at. But no point in mentioning these bats, he thinks. Poor bastards will see them soon enough.