Mugshots Friday: Burglar Jesus and Coked Out Santa, Now In 3-D!

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.

Arrested: 11/2
Charged with: Burglary
Pretty brazen of Jesus to break one of his father's own commandments. Dude, what part of "Thou shalt not steal" wasn't clear to you? Aside from the "steal" part.

Arrested: 11/6
Charged with: Burglary, grand theft
He's got the dollar sign and the wicked grinning sun tattooed on him. Why not combine the two and have the Raisin Bran sun with two scoops of coins or something? And the Raisin Bran sun should have a bandana on and be saying "YOLO." Man, I should have my own tattoo parlor.

Arrested: 11/7
Charged with: Disorderly conduct
All the cops would love to know what he's staring at. But no point in mentioning these bats, he thinks. Poor bastards will see them soon enough.