Mugshots Friday: Burglar Jesus and Coked Out Santa, Now In 3-D!

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Arrested: 11/2
Charged with: Trespassing, consuming alcohol in public
Neither the Miami police nor Mugshots Friday are letting the 3-D trend go by without taking advantage of it. Readers, reach under your chair and pull out your 3-D glasses to make this mugshot really jump off the page!

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Arrested: 11/7
Charged with: Marijuana possession, false ID, prostitution, resisting arrest, criminal mischief
Are you the man who possesses the key to unlock her heart? Because she'd much rather you be the man who unlocks her handcuffs. That's true love.

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