Mugshots Friday: Burglar Jesus and Coked Out Santa, Now In 3-D!

Categories: Mugshots Friday
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Arrested: 11/6
Charged with: Disorderly conduct, resisting arrest
Much like the red spot of Jupiter, that bloody mark will only keep expanding until it consumes all matter around it. Our planet will be gone in a few days. Make peace with your loved ones now.

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Arrested: 11/3
Charged with: Cocaine possession
Beard-less, desperately looking for an up Santa is my least favorite Santa.

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Arrested: 11/2
Charged with: Cocaine possession, marijuana possession
I think they booked his dreads separately.

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