Mugshots Friday: The Lost Romney Son and Jesus Condom

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.

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Arrested: 10/31
Charged with: Robbery, battery
Here at Mugshots Friday, we have a regular policy of not naming the folks we feature in this sad compendium of bad decisions. That rule can be broken, however, if the name in question is either funny or ludicrous enough. I think you would all agree that a fellow whose name is "Jesus Condom" meets those criteria handily. At least the guy's taking it in stride.

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Arrested: 10/30
Charged with: Battery, kidnapping, grand theft auto
I bet this is one of Mitt Romney's sons that he never talks about. Brak or Carp or Rudd or Fart or something.

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Arrested: 10/30
Charged with: Battery, disorderly conduct
Irony of man wearing peace sign necklace being arrested for battery, then being injured by said necklace: HIGH.

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