Obama Won Because We're Now a Nation of "Sluts," According to Babalu Blog

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"There are a million arguments as to why Mitt Romney lost the election...," writes Luis Gonzalez over at Miami's favorite right wing blog, Babalu Blog.

Well, you could certainly say that.

"But everything boils down to one simple fact...," he continues.

Uh, huh, and what would that be exactly?

"We have become a nation of freeloaders, squatters and sluts."

Oh! I was not expecting that!

Obviously, political junkies of either side usually spend a week or two in utter dejection and misery whenever their guy losses a presidential election. Declarations range from "I'm moving to Canada" to "America has died" are pretty common, but even by normal standards Babalu blog is not taking Romney's loss very well.

"There will be other elections, but they will be all but meaningless," writes Gonzalez.

This guy is pretty certain America is now going to become some socialist sex romp:
There are a million arguments as to why Mitt Romney lost the election, but everything boils down to one simple fact...we have become a nation of freeloaders, squatters and sluts. A majority of the people of the nation have lost all respect for every principle that we once held high, and entitlement has replaced endeavor as our prevailing common behavior. As a people, we have given free rein to our collective id, and where morals and tradition once reigned we now have drives and impulses ruling. Above it all, the libido stands and demands constitutional authentication.
Or, here's another theory why Romney lost: He and other people in his party kept calling half of America "freeloading sluts." Just an idea.

There was of course the episode earlier this year in which Rush Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a "slut" for thinking birth control should be covered by all health insurance plans, like, you know, Viagra. That was followed up by a couple of GOP Senate candidates making tone-deaf comments about rape which derailed their campaigns and handed their seats to Democrats.

Then, of course, there was Romney's own claim that 47 percent of Americans are basically entitled freeloaders.

So, perhaps the GOP's problem isn't so much that we're all freeloading sluts (news flash: through all of recorded human history, people have always loved sex and free stuff), maybe it's just that they keep calling half of America freeloading sluts.

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19 comments
Pitbull
Pitbull

Hey Luis, that was such a great post that Val had to bring Alberto back from retirement. Good job, meng.

babalooey
babalooey

Oh yeah, the Babalu Blog. A blog that's written by cubans who are pissed that none of their countrymen had the cojones to fight and defeat Castro. A blog written for a people who thought the way to get their country back was to get on an airplane, fly to Miami and then try and convince others to fight their battles for them. And who now somehow think that the torrent of hate the dish up on their pathetic little blog will bring the hated, bearded dictator to his knees. Pathetic losers, all.

luisgonzalez
luisgonzalez

Interestingly enough, as I logged on to read this entry, under "related content" I found a story from earlier this year about two Miami women (porn stars) making good on their promise to perform oral sex on all Heat fans after the championship, a story about a topless woman leading police on the "sexiest chase ever", and in the "In Case You Missed It" sidebar, a story about a woman arrested for masturbating on the side of a Florida Highway.  

 

I'm guessing that your software is configured to pick up on words included in the story, and come up with stories that are classified in your system under the same word.

 

drakemallard
drakemallard topcommenter

to mitt the twit when are you ever going to learn? that sliver spoon in your mouth gives you ideals! Above your position. If you weren't such an i di ot you probably will have won and what make it worse. Is you can't even see that! you call forty-seven percent of the citizenry shiftless moochers and still hope to win the presidency. Tax policy is made up of small mystical creatures and health problems are already solved through the miracle of .emergency rooms!

drakemallard
drakemallard topcommenter

What's happening to Romney is the American People are seeing what this man is all about. He is known for being a coward, ran to France under the guise of his church. In many circles he is a good business man, in others he is a man who broke other men down by closing their companies, these men lost their insurance, lost their pensions and lost their income, to top it off the govt. had to step in with millions to save their retirement income they worked for so many years to save. and he keeps his money offshore and won't admit to what he's playing in taxes. Total CON ARTIST!!!! Anyone in their right mind can't vote Romney.

Mike Montero
Mike Montero

This year commemorates the moment I realized one can use the word republican as an insult.

Tatiana Amaro
Tatiana Amaro

Seriously people just have nothing better to do.

Kzm Ufc
Kzm Ufc

That shit is HILARIOUS!! LMFAO

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