2012 In Weird Florida Crime and Drugs: Part Three of the WTF Florida Awards
Earlier this week we handed out awards in the fields of politics and sex. Today we honor all the Floridians who excelled at breaking the law this year.
- 2012 In Weird Florida Sex
- 2012 in Weird Florida Politics
Family Feud of the Year
It's not a real family reunion in Florida until someone gets arrested.
- Marina Searchwell for beating up her husband after he asked to use their bead with another woman. [Source]
- Christopher Phillips for headlocking his mother after she used his taco sauce. [source]
- Robyn Harr for biting her daughter because she refused to turn off a Rihanna CD. [source]
- William Jenkins for smearing dog poop in his mother's face after she refused him a shot of vodka. [source]
- Allen Casey for hitting his boyfriend because he wouldn't stop listening to Alanis Morissette. [source]
If your entire household erupts into a free-for-all over a bottle of taco sauce you really need to reevaluate your priorities. After Phillips found out his mom used his sauce on her dinner he headlocked her. Phillips' girlfriend also slapped the mom four times and got arrested as well.