Miami's Very Own Christmas Carol... Including Snow You Can Snort
But lest you blow off the holiday completely, we have put together a very Miami version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." So get out the caja china, mix yourself an egg nog, and sing along.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Two NBA trophies
[and a manatee molester in Tampa Bay].
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Three Occupy Miami members accused of terrorism
[Two NBA trophies and... you get the idea].
Four people stabbed on Halloween.
Five days suspension for Fidel-lovin' Ozzie.