Mugshots Friday: Art Basel Arrests, Smug Teens, and Skulls Eating Burgers

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.

Arrested: 12/5
Charged with: Grand theft in the third degree, fraud
Terrible haircut? Trying to steal something expensive? Using fake identification? Yeah, this is definitely an Art Basel-related arrest.

Arrested: 11/30
Charged with: Prostitution, marijuana possession, possession of a controlled substance
Every other phrase out of this woman's mouth must be, "You ain't shit!"

Arrested: 12/3
Charged with: Resisting arrest
Just look at this smug little bastard. I bet he got busted trying to sneak into LIV or trying to start a pathetic slap fight with a bouncer or refusing to pour out a beer he was hiding under his blazer, then kept telling the cops who busted him, "Do you know who my father is?"

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@BillyCorben I read the obits everyday, look for my name, if I don't find it, I get out of bed and go about my day.


@BillyCorben @MiamiNewTimes Ricky Shroeder on the bottom of page 1! Lol #DifferentStrokes


@BillyCorben @MiamiNewTimes i know one...the "smug kid" goes to UM hahahahahha


The pot heads need to move to Colorado or Washington. Then there's no reason for some of them to get busted for anything. What would FL and the legal system do if it were legalized ? I mean the crop really doesn't effect my life one way or another (that is to my knowledge). But I wonder how many probation/parole officers wouldn't get a check if we eliminated that ? LOL, that guy with the dreadlocks looks like Ricky Williams ?

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