Mugshots Friday: Art Basel Arrests, Smug Teens, and Skulls Eating Burgers

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Arrested: 12/5
Charged with: Driving with a suspended license
Is that a tattoo of a skull eating hamburgers? A skull wearing boxing gloves? A tattoo really should be treated like a Halloween costume: If it isn't obvious on first glance what it is, or if it takes more than a minute to explain it, it's a failure.

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Arrested: 11/29
Charged with: Armed robbery, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, grand theft
It doesn't seem like the words tattooed on his own chest really sunk in too much. That said, if this dude had been wearing a No Fear shirt when he was arrested, this would have been the best mugshot ever.

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Arrested: 12/5
Charged with: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Yo, Miami-Dade cops: I think this guy might be hiding at least half a pound of pot in his mouth. Or maybe an orange.

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6 comments
PeteTheStorm
PeteTheStorm

@BillyCorben I read the obits everyday, look for my name, if I don't find it, I get out of bed and go about my day.

RobRelish
RobRelish

@BillyCorben @MiamiNewTimes Ricky Shroeder on the bottom of page 1! Lol #DifferentStrokes

WildeCane
WildeCane

@BillyCorben @MiamiNewTimes i know one...the "smug kid" goes to UM hahahahahha

jgcamp99
jgcamp99

The pot heads need to move to Colorado or Washington. Then there's no reason for some of them to get busted for anything. What would FL and the legal system do if it were legalized ? I mean the crop really doesn't effect my life one way or another (that is to my knowledge). But I wonder how many probation/parole officers wouldn't get a check if we eliminated that ? LOL, that guy with the dreadlocks looks like Ricky Williams ?

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