Mugshots Friday: Bootleg Danny Trejo And The Man Who Sold The World

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series. For mugshots from Broward and Palm Beach, check out The Pulp.

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Arrested: 12/7
Charged with: Disorderly conduct, disorderly intoxication
You always want to start Mugshots Friday on the right foot. Even if that foot wouldn't come close to the sobriety test line.

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Arrested: 12/7
Charged with: Grand theft in the third degree
I'm 99 percent sure the cops arrested David Bowie circa 1966. If he'd been caught buying cocaine, I'd be totally sure of it.

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Arrested: 12/10
Charged with: Aggravated assault
"Hey, you look just like Danny Trejo!" says everyone to this guy, or at least they would, if he didn't crush their skulls the moment they came up to him.

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loudude777
loudude777

Miami its not a melting pot its a fucking cesspool full of people that fucked up one to many times where they were from so they had to get out town I just want to know why these fuck ups all choose to end up down here? I guess its true what they say, shit flows downhill and you can't get much further downhill than this shit hole cesspool

Sammy
Sammy

The second to the last guy OBVIOUSLY fell asleep in the sun with an adjustable baseball cap on backwards. Next time get a snapback and avoid that rectangle sunburn on your forehaed!

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