Mugshots Friday: Dolphins Fans and Your Crying Aunt

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 12/23
Charged With: Disorderly Conduct/Breach of the Peace
Somehow there's the perfect metaphor for the Dolphins season in this mugshot.

Arrested: 12/13
Charged With: multiple counts of burglary, grand theft, and resisting arrest.
So we guess this is what happens when you can't quite grow a full mustache but want to add some extra pizzazz to your face.

Arrested: 12/15
Charged With: criminal mischief and battery.
This looks like your standard hipster mug until you see it, clutch your neck, and wonder how exactly someone goes about piercing their trachea.