Mugshots Friday: The Pineapple Shirt Code and Work-Appropriate Face Tattoos

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 1/1
Charges: Outstanding Fugitive Warrent, Battery on a Police Officer and Resisting Arrest
Yes, yes, the gnarly facial and ear bruises and his other tattoos deserve admiration, but don't let those take away from the main event here: his "money on my mind" tattoo right above his hairline. Genius. Granted, he's kind of ruined it otherwise, but this is perfect for those of you who both want a face tattoo and actually have money on your mind. Because there's no way anyone gets hired for a high paying gig with a tattoo placed above their neck unless they can cover it up by growing their hair out.

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Arrested: 1/3
Charges: Disorderly Conduct and Resisting Arrest
"And do you spell your name with one 'I' or ... oh my god I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it like that."

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Arrested: 1/6
Charges: Battery
Calm down everyone. No topless mugshot here. That does appear to be a bra strap in the bottom corner.


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Mojo-Jojo
Mojo-Jojo

the douche at the top might as well get a tattoo that says "Life in Prison" 

robbbroad
robbbroad

I agree with the hillbilly.  I look forward to this all week.

Nick Mencia
Nick Mencia

i love laughing at these poor wretched souls and then its the weekend! Yes! Thank you New Times for helping to estrange myself from humanity in order to more fully enjoy the vapid bounties of our fair city.

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