Mugshots Friday: A Discourse On "Bro" and Eyeball Bandages

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 1/15
Charges: Panhandling
The police forces of Miami-Dade must have joined in some combined effort to arrest the saddest looking bunch of people possible this week, hence trying to sabotage Mugshots Friday. We thrive on wannabe thugs with dumb tattoos, people in face paint and dumb hair. It's like they saw this sad guy with a bandaid over his eye and said, "Lets see what kind of joke those Mugshot Friday assholes can make about this without looking like heartless bastards."

Arrested: 1/12
Charges: Cannabis and Cocaine Possession
Oh come on! And couldn't you at least give this guy an eye bandaid like the first fella?

Arrested: 1/14
Charges: Educational Institution Interference and Resisting Arrest
Well, at least they went ahead and arrested someone with who looks like he's staring as Travis Bickle in a remake of Taxi Driver so low budget they couldn't even afford to pay a hairdresser to get the mohawk straight.