Mugshots Friday: Wipe That Off Your Face
Charged With: Petit Theft
Girl, you are not McKayla Maroney. Wipe that "not impressed" look off your face.
Charged With: Grand Theft and Driving Without a Valid License
The things kids does to make up for not being able to grow a full mustache. Last week it was facial tattoos. This week it's maladroit '80s glam metal hair.
Charged With: Disorderly Conduct
Dude, you got something going on in your beard/hair area. Is that ...is that some sort of body fluid? Oh God, please tell me that's just spit.