Mugshots Friday: Wipe That Off Your Face

Categories: Mugshots Friday
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Arrested: 01/02
Charged With: Burglary, Grand Theft and Identification Fraud
In case you've ever wondered what happens when you go to Real Housewives of Miami's Mama Elsa's plastic surgeon and say, "Make me look like Cher."

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Arrested: 12/29
Charged With: Vehicular Grand Theft
There is now way this mugshot was not taking in the middle of this man telling a police officer to "go fuck yourself."

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Arrested: 12/25
Charged With: Prowling and Aggravated Stalking
In case you've ever wondered, this is what it would look like if Drake and Jay-Z somehow had a baby together.

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3 comments
Nick Mencia
Nick Mencia

The point is to laugh at our fellow human beings who are struggling. duh dude.

Warren Barrett
Warren Barrett

I fail to see the point in this. Is this the best you can do?

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