It's Time Miami Stops Being Lil Wayne's Bitch

Categories: Luke's Gospel
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Alex Izaguirre
Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke explains why Lil Wayne is a dick.

Miamians are mad as hell at rapper Lil Wayne because he said fuck the Heat, LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh on Sunday at a nightclub party in Houston. Lil Wayne even claimed he had sex with Bosh's wife. That was way out of line. However, don't blame Weezy for talking trash.

He has no respect for the city because people in Miami's entertainment industry -- from local radio DJs to South Beach nightclub promoters to the Heat's front office -- spread their legs for him and every out-of-town celebrity who rolls through town.

Lil Wayne treats Miami like his bitch because people let him.

When Weezy claimed he was thrown out of the Heat home game versus the Lakers, the franchise tried to downplay the incident, saying they only asked him to leave and he left on his own. That was a bitch move.

The Heat should have followed the Oklahoma City Thunder's lead. Last year, Oklahoma City representatives told Lil Wayne to take a hike when he asked for courtside seats to one of the Thunder's playoff games against the San Antonio Spurs. The Miami Heat should be giving court-side seats to the city's true local hip-hop heroes, like Trick Daddy and Betty Wright.

Stars can call up the Heat and get a free front-row seat or have nightclubs give them free tables and bottles of liquor whenever they want. Lil Wayne gets away with it because venue promoters are desperate to get mentioned in the gossip blogs and magazines. Local record label owners and radio station programming directors are also guilty of brown-nosing these interlopers.

Up-and-coming local artists like Alyric, K Kutta, Blaze, and YD can't get their songs played on the radio because the stations are too busy playing shit from Cash Money Records. When the radio people get some balls and stop acting like groupies, they will stop playing Lil Wayne and company's music.

Hell, I want to know what Rick Ross, DJ Khaled, and all these so-called 305 rappers who hang with Lil Wayne have to say about him disrespecting our home team. They need to set Lil Wayne straight. When you disrespect Miami, you can't be allowed into any arena, restaurant, club, or even McDonald's to get a burger. And you better not show your face in the hood.

None of this bullshit would have happened under my watch. In 1992, when I had a beef with Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre, they had to cancel a concert in Miami. For years, they couldn't set foot in the 305 because it was so hot. Suge Knight had to come down and smoke a peace pipe with me.

We also kept it real at the old Miami Arena, where I had season tickets from the first tip-off on July 13, 1988. I sat in the fourth row behind the basket near former Miami City Manager Joe Arriola. For a game against the New York Knicks, filmmaker Spike Lee was sitting in front of me. It was right after he trashed me on The Arsenio Hall Show.

Joe and I cussed him out during the entire first quarter. Arriola ended up getting thrown out, but Spike didn't come back for the second half.

I'm gonna have to come out of retirement because Miami's entertainment industry has gone soft. I've got no problem telling Lil Wayne where he can go.

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44 comments
diazalexander73
diazalexander73

Lil wayne is a fucking. Bitch

I'm going to get a shit

That says lil wayne us a bitch

Bigdic
Bigdic

Lil Wayne is a useless no talent jive ass nigger. Shake & bake, juke the street shit that these uneducated crack head cock suckers perform on in the ghetto. The stupid lily white liberal girls think this diversity shit is fun & out of guilt follow this sewer rat. Next, A big black cock up their ass & the bitches are screaming for mommy.

tisvulcan
tisvulcan

Hilarious! And, so true! Other than the Kardashian family, Maybe, Lilo, Mindy McReady and the Pissedofftourus crap that's in the news every day, Weezy and his partner in crime (whom I'm sure he's got more than a little bromance going on with) Justin have Miami under their thumb. What I've been trying to understand is: Weezy & Biebs think they rule the school. Both are underage. Both have (allegedly) more money than God. Why, then, do they keep drinking that nasty Sizzurp? If you can get folks to comp you tickets to a game for a team you don't care about, why wouldn't you slide a little tip under the table in hopes management might look the other way while you and your bro popped the cap on some of those cute little bottles in the hotel room? I know a tiny tequila isn't enough for more than two shots, but, come on and show a little pride! Cough syrup and Mountain Dew, really? Weezy needn't a little donation from the collection plate?

jrramdial
jrramdial

Luke should be the LAST nigga talking like he's some gangster or something. When he first had a chance to put Miami on the map he was too busy being greedy and ripping every1 on his own freakin label off like 2Live, Poison Clan & HomeTeam to name a few that were the REAL niggas who made him, cuz he sure as hell couldn't rap, he was basically JUST the hype man. I will NEVER forget that shit. REAL TALK...

 I'm far from defending Lil Fruit-Booty, but f*ck bwoy didn't say one thing negative about the ACTUAL city of Miami that we love so dearly. He said f*ck the NBA, f*ck Miami Heat, f*ck a few players on the heat & dropped personal bombs on a few members of the Heat.

"HOMER FANS" can't or don't know how to distinguish the love for their city & separate it from the love for their hometeam. Simple as that. Some REAL "ignant" people down there in Miami ranting & raving like if Lil Fruit-Booty was talking to them personally. REAL TALK, SKR8 UP...

alexandersibila
alexandersibila

BTW LITTLE F.... WESEY WHY DONT YOU BRING YOUR ASS TO KENDALL AREA FOR A REAL ASS WIPPIN

toddjamison
toddjamison

i hate lil waynes music, non-artistic whatsoever, but i think luke skyywalkers just hating on him because like nobody knows who he is, and hes just jealous that lil wayne had more recognition/fanbase/money than him, although thats not a good way to gauge one's artistic intergrity or music career,  shame on both of em for being shallow 

shawn
shawn

smh at this whole article. 

aced_101
aced_101

luke bragging on old shit and talking as if niggas just gonna sit and chill on this. smh i say fuck the heat too and im from florida that aint my fav team shit. so if i was a major celeb i guess i wouldnt have that right even if i was thrown out of a game i payed tickets for ,for no reason.  luke must be trying to get brownie points with the heat or nba over this. i used to like luke but this shit here looks thirsty as fuck on his part. this aint got shit to do with him or the city. luke got other potives behind why he dont like wayne he just using this as a cover up. hoe shit

anon_e_m00se
anon_e_m00se

Now THIS is the column that Uncle Luke needs to write weekly. If we had a regular column where he gets fired up and rants on a subject I guarantee readership would go up. 

brittg504
brittg504

gtfoh!!! he just reaching for attention now! ok i can see if he said fuck maimi or fuck florida but he said fuck a nba team . and he had damn good reason being harrased for no logical reason shit like cause a person comes to root for their fav team and it isnt the heat. and they catch feelings cause wayne live in miami and dont root for them so they give the nigga a hard time and have him put out the game?! smfh....i know PLENTY of people that live in maimi /fla in general and dont like the heat. rapper the game been saying fuck the heat and dissing lebron james for years on twitter/instagram/songs and still party in miami. nothing said to him though huh luke.

bmcleodsr
bmcleodsr

All need to grow up Lil' Wayne was wrong. And some of the stuff  Luke did back in the day was wrong. "Remember the earth is the Lord's and all that is with in." Enough  with all the foul language. What kind of an example are we setting for our youth; then we will turn and say I don't know whats wrong with the youth today.They are suffering from learned behavior.


avirover
avirover

great article...........

zakeyaaf
zakeyaaf

Everything in this blog is the truth!!! People didn't play with Miami back in the days! We were not star struck and we could care less who you were!!! We supported our own local artist!

r2_chimia
r2_chimia

im so glad luck had the balls to speak on this pussy ass nigga how thw fuck you call my city your second home than turn around and talk shit about my city pussy nigga please nigga see yo ass skateboarding on the beach nigga gone choke yo ass off that shit. man im taller than that nigga and im 5 feet. wayne if you don't sit yo lil ass don't before one of these nigga make change. .....carry on!

r2_chimia
r2_chimia

im so fucking glad luck had the balls to say something I want to her what trick has to say

michaelmorronga
michaelmorronga

Miami has no love for that 4 foot tall midget... go home LIL WAYNE!!!!

suncoup
suncoup

Unca Luke--it's time to write another song!! I'm sure my friends AfroBeta can help with the beats. Help us, Mr. Skywalker, you're our only hope!

frankfourtyfive
frankfourtyfive

i know-he's definitly a wack ass rapper-fuck that lil whinner.

jgcamp99
jgcamp99

LOL, Joe Arriola got tossed from a game for cussing Spike Lee out because SL trashed you on an Arsenio Hall Show ? And you're talking about coming out of retirement ? To do what ? Get another thrown out of a game for having your back ? OK, can't wait for that MNT article ?

JJ99
JJ99

Luther Campbell overrates his celebrity status. No one gives two craps about this guy outside of Miami. 

Jose Acevedo
Jose Acevedo

Ahhh Shiznit!!! You gotta do it. You gotta show these cats how its done. I'd buy the record.

Maria Almodovar
Maria Almodovar

come back Uncle Luke & put this clown in his place!!!!!

MoveOnGrowUp
MoveOnGrowUp

How about enough of the gangsta BS in general?   move on to acting like actual humans.

MoveOnGrowUp
MoveOnGrowUp

So did Weezy bang her?   There's no outright 'We didn't have sex' anywhere here....

defy.convention
defy.convention

@jrramdial If he's got such a problem with the NBA, let him get his annoying ass out of that seat and give it to someone who really would like to be there, like me LOL. What an ugly, irritating excuse for a condom that talent-vacuum is.

agrant.fdi
agrant.fdi

@toddjamison shame on u for that dumb ass comment...everybody knows Uncle Luke...thats the problem with folks..everytime someone states an opinion, they're hating...he has no reason to hate on Wayne..he has money..he's sold more records than Wayne and will always be more populare even if he's not in the spotlite as much..take Waynes nuts out of ur mouth for a minute and think about what u say before u speak.

jeffery_fairow
jeffery_fairow

@toddjamison Who doesn't know who Uncle Luke is???  What are they like 21 or something. Do a google search or something!

GlockBoy
GlockBoy

@JJ99 yet here you are reading his column and giving your two cents. 

English
English

@MoveOnGrowUp Yes he did. Lil Wayne is not lying.

jeffery_fairow
jeffery_fairow

@toddjamison oh yea...fuck the Miami Heat and Lil Wendy

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