Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charges: Vehicular Grand Theft
Dude, even if it's written backwards and in crazy font, its still not a good idea to get your ATM PIN number tattooed on your forehead.
Charges: Battery and Petit Theft
Your mother would really like to know why you apparently have all the time in the world to keep those eyebrow notches fresh and that pencil mustache in check, but not enough time to get to the barber.
Charges: Resisting an Officer with Violence to His Person
We were going to make a joke about what the initials on his neck could stand for, but we can't even make out what that first one is supposed to be.