Mugshots Friday: The Great "F*** You" Neck Tattoo
Charges: Drinking in Public and Disorderly Intoxication
This is a real shame. I mean, you've got the classic "Fuck You" tattoo on the knock, and the "Indian" right on the chin, but what does it say on his forehead? What does it say? This is like a classic novel, and just when you're about to finish it, you've noticed that someone has come along and ripped out the final chapter.
And then sometimes even when you can read the whole story, it's not quite as satisfying. Step up your crazy above-the-shoulders tattoo game, son. You're competing with "Fuck You" neck guy up there. Damn. Though, we do appreciate the subtle literary irony of having "Wisdom" tattooed on your neck.
Charges: Drinking in Public, Cannabis Possession, and Trespassing
Whenever The Onion has a "Diamond" Joe Biden story and they mention one of his friends, just imagine this guy. This is pretty much how we imagined Blaze from this story.