Mugshots Friday: The World Is Mine
Categories: Mugshots Friday
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Charges: Battery
Now maybe you're thinking his girlfriend's name is Gloria and that's why it's tattooed on his neck. Perhaps his mother's. Or maybe he's just a really big fan of Gloria Estefan. We think you're all wrong. We just think that Laura Branigan song really, really resonates with him. (In case you're wondering, yes, those do appear to be some sort of cheekbone and forehead piercings.)
Arrested: 2/15
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Charges: Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon
Well, she didn't wear her boxing-glove earrings that day because she felt like not assaulting somebody. Any true fashionista accessorizes appropriately for the crime.
Arrested: 2/20
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Charges: Battery and Resisting an Officer Without Violence
I didn't know continually battering your face against asphalt counted as battery, but maybe this came after the resisting-an-officer charge. Who knows?
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"Arrested: 2/16
Charges: Cannabis Possession We assume this is what happens when someone with OCD grows a beard. There's not a hair out of line on his entire head."
Looks more like he fell asleep and his friends drew a beard on him with a Sharpie ?
"Arrested: 2/20
Charges: Battery and Resisting an Officer Without Violence I didn't know continually battering your face against asphalt counted as battery, but maybe this came after the resisting-an-officer charge. Who knows?"
That's what a police officer does to someone that resists without violence ?
