Some Girl Named Cathy Got the Most Miami Valentine's Gesture Ever, Bro

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via CVBKNZ's Instagram
I <3 Cathy Bro
Nothing quite says Miami suburbs like bad highway traffic and the word "bro." Some anonymous Lothario took advantage of both to send the most Miami Valentine's message ever to a lucky lady named Cathy.

All of Miami is totally jealous of you today, Cathy. Maybe it's not so great to be single on Valentine's Day in Miami after all.



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via Connie Doque's Instagram
Bro, like, I'm tearing up over here. So romantic, bro. Nothing says love like red solo cups shoved into gates and backwards Y's, bro.

We're not sure exactly which highway this hangs over, but we've seen it popping up on social media all day. Anyone who can help us out with the exact location, please leave it in the comments. Or, if you're actually responsible for this, let us know directly.

The only way this magical Miami moment could be ruined is if the girl's name was actually Cathy Brodwinkski or something, and the dude just ran out of cups.

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ttnsuarez
ttnsuarez

Cathy (my kitty cat) when u send me this picture i knew it was gonna make the news ...i love u bro ...

vic_lagina
vic_lagina

I'm not sure which is more pathetic; the fact that the author ended a sentence with the word bro or the fact that the author couldn't put together a cogent title for this silly article.

mf82_2002
mf82_2002

" send the most Miami Valentine's message ever"

Will someone please translate this awful English to me?

Katrina Cristobal
Katrina Cristobal

836 Eastbound on that portion between the Turnpike and the Palmetto.

Faelan
Faelan

That's like, probablistically the most amazing thing ever.

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