Mugshots Friday: "I Pray for You P*ssies"

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 2/28
Charges: Cannabis Possession
Excuse me, sir, what does your neck tattoo say? Can we take a closer look?

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"I pray for you pussies?" Is that the top line? OK, the bottom, we can clearly make out only "ass spirits" at the bottom. Does it say "your hating ass spirits?" Are we correct is saying you have a highly visible tattoo on your neck that says, "I pray for you pussies 'n your hating ass spirits?" OK. That's great. It's good to know you are a man of God.

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Arrested: 3/06
Charges: Battery on a Police Officer and Disorderly Conduct
You could always get your neck-tattoo inspiration from the Lisa Frank music class folder collection.

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Arrested: 3/04
Charges: Aggravated Assault
Is this a "Sarcasm is just another free service I offer" shirt? You know you can make a career of selling sarcasm nowadays, don't you? It's pretty much what we do for a living.


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Bigdic
Bigdic

Fucking faces of losers, dung, bottom feeders, take it up the ass crowd.

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