Mugshots Friday: Sashay Away

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 2/25
Charges: Loitering and Prowling
Yes, we're the assholes who have caught a few episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race and now think we're experts in drag, but listen, your contouring and blending are just all off. Now sashay away.

Arrested: 2/23
Charges: None found
See, this is really great use of glittery eyeshadow. Shanté, you stay!

Arrested: 2/27
Charges: Carjacking and Cocaine Possession
Most neck tattoos we see around here are nothing much more than macho nonsense, but this is the neck tattoo of a truly sophisticated man. Notice the classical neo-romantic influences displayed elegantly about his neck. Notice the sophisticated representation of the Madonna/whore complex. Truly enlightened stuff.