Mugshots Friday: Sashay Away

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 2/25
Charges: Loitering and Prowling
Yes, we're the assholes who have caught a few episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race and now think we're experts in drag, but listen, your contouring and blending are just all off. Now sashay away.

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Arrested: 2/23
Charges: None found
See, this is really great use of glittery eyeshadow. Shanté, you stay!

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Arrested: 2/27
Charges: Carjacking and Cocaine Possession
Most neck tattoos we see around here are nothing much more than macho nonsense, but this is the neck tattoo of a truly sophisticated man. Notice the classical neo-romantic influences displayed elegantly about his neck. Notice the sophisticated representation of the Madonna/whore complex. Truly enlightened stuff.

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kch9d
kch9d

As long as they post, this shall remain my Friday treat :D!

BlingMan
BlingMan

hahahaha great pics Lionel stay off the page if it bothers u so much

Lionel Perez
Lionel Perez

Miami New Times should consider showcasing local heroes who are doing outstanding things for the 305 instead of these lipstick bandits who are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. I'm sure there are better ways to start the weekend than with this. I am wondering if I am the only one that feels this way, besides Merab. If you like mug shot Fridays and you would like to continue receiving them comment with a Yes and if you prefer not to receive anymore mug shot Fridays comment with a No. Thank you ;o)

J Leal Angel
J Leal Angel

Lmao @ ethical Florida laws hahahaha ethics! Thats a good one!

Merab Favorite
Merab Favorite

Is it really ethical to put up someone's mugshot when they don't have any charges against them? I think not.

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