Mugshots Friday: Ultra-Irish, Tank-Top Stylish

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 3/17 (both)
Charges Disorderly Intoxication and Resisting an Officer (both)
Let's hope there was a third girl in a matching outfit to bail them out. 

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Arrested: 3/19
Charges: Vehicular Grant Theft, Assaulting an Officer, and Fleeing Police
We'd make fun of his neck tattoo, but first we'd have to figure exactly what it's supposed to be.

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Arrested: 3/20
Charges: Indecent Exposure
Apparently he was shocked by the charges.

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15 comments
RichArd
RichArd

if they didnt all look like assholes,i would say that it sucks for them,but every single person here looks like a douche or a slut.i dont feel bad for people like this. most of them look like they were at ultra acting like little baby hoes.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

 "Vehicular Grant Theft"

So he used a car to steal grants ?


DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

HipTip: Neck or Face tattoos = Epic Life FAIL!


insz1079
insz1079

What a waste of tax of Miami-Dade County tax payers arresting all of these people with small drug possession chargers.  TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY!!!!

insz1079
insz1079

What a waste of tax of Miami-Dade County tax payers arresting all of these people with small drug possession chargers.  TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY!!!!

Heike Tiegen
Heike Tiegen

The neck tattoo looks like benjamin franklin with a bandana over his mouth lol.

tits
tits

WHY THE F!CK DOES IT BRING ME DOWN TO THE COMMENTS WHEN THE PAGE LOADS!!!?!?!!? 

F@CK THIS WEBSITE I HATE THIS SH!T

Dayanara Torres
Dayanara Torres

that is not nice they should not have done this they are freaking making fun of his tattoos that is not cool am gonna tell steven to tell him

Dayanara Torres
Dayanara Torres

wait omg this is ___________!!!!!!! noooo wait Nathalee M. Alvarado

roly
roly

The tattoo is Ben Franklin as a bandido

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