We were perusing Complex's "50 Best Strip Clubs in America"
with a bit of disgust. The mag rattles off multiple clubs in places like Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, and Pompano Beach, and we were just sitting there thinking, The hell, you not gonna put some Miami clubs on this list?
There's even a club listed called "Magic City" that isn't anywhere near the actual Magic City. If Miami does one thing right, it's strip clubs.
Well, apparently we should have waited till we reached the top of the list to pass judgment, because the top two places are occupied by Miami ;landmark strip clubs.
The infamous King of Diamonds in Miami Gardens comes in at number two. The mag gives it specific props for being fully nude and offering good food. That's of course all you really need in a strip club, but KOD offers so much more.
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"From skyboxes to tanning salons to the shoe shine station to Internet access in the bathrooms, this place has it all (golf carts are available to drive the most important customers from their car to the front door)," Complex
reports. "Perhaps best of all is that you'll witness some of the most impressive pole tricks in the nation."
Not exactly news to us here. Miami New Times
last year took an inside look at the history of the club
However, if KOD was only number two, we couldn't imagine what would be number one.
150 NW 183rd St., Miami Gardens, FL