Two Miami Strip Clubs Top "50 Best Strip Clubs in America" Rankings

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We were perusing Complex's "50 Best Strip Clubs in America" with a bit of disgust. The mag rattles off multiple clubs in places like Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, and Pompano Beach, and we were just sitting there thinking, The hell, you not gonna put some Miami clubs on this list? There's even a club listed called "Magic City" that isn't anywhere near the actual Magic City. If Miami does one thing right, it's strip clubs.

Well, apparently we should have waited till we reached the top of the list to pass judgment, because the top two places are occupied by Miami ;landmark strip clubs.

The infamous King of Diamonds in Miami Gardens comes in at number two. The mag gives it specific props for being fully nude and offering good food. That's of course all you really need in a strip club, but KOD offers so much more.

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"From skyboxes to tanning salons to the shoe shine station to Internet access in the bathrooms, this place has it all (golf carts are available to drive the most important customers from their car to the front door)," Complex reports. "Perhaps best of all is that you'll witness some of the most impressive pole tricks in the nation."

Not exactly news to us here. Miami New Times last year took an inside look at the history of the club.

However, if KOD was only number two, we couldn't imagine what would be number one.

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King of Diamonds

17800 NE 5th Ave., Miami, FL

Category: General

Tootsie's Cabaret

150 NW 183rd St., Miami Gardens, FL

Category: Music


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12 comments
gabriellefonrouge
gabriellefonrouge

Do you guys need a copyeditor? Because this article has multiple mistakes as does a few others I read. #GetItTogether

nietzschele
nietzschele

Beauty is in the eye of the judge. In this case the judge being the reporter. I smell a rat in this report.

"From skyboxes to tanning salons to the shoe shine station to Internet access in the bathrooms, this place has it all (golf carts are available to drive the most important customers from their car to the front door)," 


Are you kidding me! who the fuck go's to a titi-joint for a shoe-shine, let alone a golf cart ride.

I could name at least a dozen joints ranked WAY higher then KOD.

Scarlets, BTS, to name just 2!

Nevertheless, I'm suspect something fishy about this review..

GO StRiPpErS!


Lee Glick
Lee Glick

STD rate per capita must be the lowest in the country.

Bigdic
Bigdic

@Paul Ermeri They take it up the ass at that fucking place & also have shemales hustling blow jobs in the parking lot.

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