Mugshots Friday: April's Fools

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 4/02
Charges: Grand Theft, Criminal Mischief, Battery
Well, when your mugshot looks this fly, you deserve to get "conceited" tattooed across your chest.

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Arrested: 4/02
Charges: Cocaine Possession, Grand Theft, Organized Theft
Police were able to track him down by following the trail of curly chest hairs.

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Arrested: 04/1
Charges: Forged Checks, Grand Theft, Organized Fraud
As luck would have it, we decided to Google this one before making some sort of weak "aging hippie" joke, and found a woman who apparently gets a new hairstyle for every mugshot.


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Take a look at Robert Leslie Roth's mugshot on Google search. Disbarred Miami attorney now facing pot charges. He used to be a US Bankruptcy referee. Seems like he spends a lot of time in the defendants chair over the years. Looks to me (from the bags under his eyes) that he's packed for a real trip!

Kristen Ledesma
Kristen Ledesma

The don't worry be happy guy is almost like a nightmare. Shit.

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