Mugshots Friday: Ladies Is Pimps Too

Categories: Mugshots Friday
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 4/15
Charges: Cannabis, Cocaine and Paraphernalia Possession.
Ah, the old "Wearing a drunk t-shirt to throw them off the fact I'm high" trick. It only works about 50 percent of the time. Drunk 2 got away.

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Arrested: 4/16
Charges: Drug Possession, Assault on an Officer, Fleeing a Marked Car at High Speed
The expression is understandable.

Arrested: 4/17
Charges: Grand Theft 3rd Degree, ID Fraud
Absolutely strappin'.

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Jesus Christ, where do they find these fuckers?


The last dude's pic startled me thinking he had a big spider on his head. (shudder)


@JaMookus It's almost like shooting a fish in a barrel for law enforcement ..

Just encountering any one of these miscreants should be a red flag for thugbuggery .

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