Mugshots Friday: Yes, a Florida Marlins Face Tattoo Exists
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Charges: Cocaine Trafficking, Drug and Firearm Possession
Is that an old Florida Marlins logo tattoo on your face?
Oh Norman Braman have mercy, it is. We guess when you're already carrying around this punishment on your face for the rest of your life the jail time for coke trafficking doesn't seem that bad.
Charges: Grand Theft Third Degree
If Amanda Bynes has taught us nothing in these past few months, it's that piercing your cheeks leads to no good.
Charges: Grand Theft Third Degree, Petit Theft, Cannabis Possession.
Seriously kids, just say no to cheek piercings.