Twitter Thinks New Dolphins Logo Likes To Have Sex With Logos of the Same Gender
Forget the rumors that an active NFL player is considering coming out of the closet, because apparently a certain segment of homophobic football fans are not ready for an openly gay logo.
The new Dolphins logo is so gay, I bet Frank Ocean designed it while wearing sunglasses around his neck-- Wesley Lewis (@WES_SIDE4) March 29, 2013
The new Miami #Dolphins logo looks like a gay dolphin gliding next to the gay Miami sun.-- Triborough Bentton (@TheBrooklynLife) March 28, 2013
"retro chic" is a new way of saying "gay" RT @mr_stixx: New Dolphins logo is retro chic-- Darryl Dixon (@ChicagoMadeSean) March 28, 2013
The Dolphins new logo looks gay as fuck....and by gay I do mean Homosexual so dnt get offended-- Johan (@Deu2eOrDie) March 29, 2013
Of course what these geniuses don't seem to realize is that the only reason the Dolphins needed a new logo is so the old one could retire to Vermont to finally marry its longtime partner, the old Tampa Bay Bucs logo. We wish them all the best.
Soooooooooo I'm pretty disappointed in the Dolphins' new logo...it's kinda pansy like?-- Paige Skaggs ♍(@mountain08mama) March 28, 2013