Twitter Thinks New Dolphins Logo Likes To Have Sex With Logos of the Same Gender

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Though it's been the worst kept secret in sports for a few weeks now, the Miami Dolphins officially unveiled their new logo today. The public intellectual trust that makes up Twitter users have basically fallen into two camps: that it looks like a sign for an aquarium or, oddly, that it appears to enjoy the romantic company of logos of the same sex.

Forget the rumors that an active NFL player is considering coming out of the closet, because apparently a certain segment of homophobic football fans are not ready for an openly gay logo.
Of course what these geniuses don't seem to realize is that the only reason the Dolphins needed a new logo is so the old one could retire to Vermont to finally marry its longtime partner, the old Tampa Bay Bucs logo. We wish them all the best.

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RIOT AGENTS
RIOT AGENTS

looks stupid..just like the miami marlins logo and name change

Suareza
Suareza

Whoever came up with the new logo must be the same gay designer that came up with the one for the other team with a "fish" in MLB, but in reality is an AA League team.

Dan Markulic
Dan Markulic

the team sucks why should the logo be any different

paul
paul

Don't give me this crap about how a "real" Dolphins fan would never wear this logo. Went to my first game in 1968, pal, and I think this is a HUGE improvement.

Just to reiterate, the "great" logo so many of you are wailing about and lamenting the loss of was a CARTOON PORPOISE WEARING A FOOTBALL HELMET. You know where it belonged? In the stuffed toy aisle at K-Mart. "Flippy the Dolphin." Wheee!

Miami is going to have a cleaner, sleeker look going forward. I'm all for it. 

TK Small
TK Small

The new logo is just okay ,but its better than the goofy helmet wearing dolphin logo.

Ross Buntrock
Ross Buntrock

Seriously! Oversized, grown, tough, professional athletes in a brutal sport are expected to run around and intimidate opponent’s wearing that? I can’t stop laughing and can’t even calculate the impending losses because of it!

Ross Buntrock
Ross Buntrock

Dolphin fans better hope this is an April Fools Joke!

John Boyte
John Boyte

People think it's gay… Because it's A HORRIBLE LOGO!!!

Heather Goff
Heather Goff

Joseph Goff....whatchya think....gay??? LOL

Michael Greco
Michael Greco

I'm down with the new logo, even though I've loved the old one since I was 6. This Dolphin means business. As for the sex, I figure whatever consenting logos agree to is no one else's business.

Mark Brown Jr
Mark Brown Jr

i better buy a 2012 jersey from now on. not buying anything with this logo. This reminds me of a Sea World advertisement. No Thanks. The Dolphin of the past just got a vasectomy

Darin Michael
Darin Michael

Die hard fan since '78.. I always loved our logo. I cant see myself ever buying a hat or anything with this logo on it. I wouldn't doubt Ireland designed this POS!

Roxanne Vazquez
Roxanne Vazquez

looks like a tattoo on a surfers body....ugh i hate it

Tommy Gosling
Tommy Gosling

Real Dolphin fans would never Buy anything with this logo on it. i live in Chicago and you would get you're ass kicked if you left the house with this logo on you're clothes. Classy teams do not change the logo. how many times have the Chicago Cubs, Bears, pitt,balt,dallas and many others changed? This is why miami has the worst sports fans in sports. they have no idea what a logo even stands for. Anyone Dolphin fan who would buy this logo is not a real Dolphins fan........ Lets not forget that the media that is pushing this logo on us is owned by people from NE,NY and Chicago. So now you know why they want miami to have a logo as gay as this. They are Jet fans and they want to make us look stupid.

Fred Farhaad Hamsayeh
Fred Farhaad Hamsayeh

The logo sucks but will still follow the team. It'll be gone after this season

Manny Alvarez-Jacinto
Manny Alvarez-Jacinto

and it'd be nice if new times did their part in educating these "fans" about the great moves the organization is making to make this team relevant in the league, again. the only news is on the logo and how awful everybody with an attachment to a logo that's been outdated for a decade thinks it is.

Manny Alvarez-Jacinto
Manny Alvarez-Jacinto

so much negativity. i wonder what would've been the reaction if we changed from this to a cartoon dolphin wearing a helmet over it's blowhole.

Chinyere Nurse
Chinyere Nurse

I loved those blue jerseys from awhile back. As a fins fan in Toronto, it's really hard to sport teal and orange, I do it but it's hard. Just sayin

Nate Caudill
Nate Caudill

fucking terrible, we need some black jerseys with teal pants or something

Chris Schneider
Chris Schneider

Those must be the f...n gay fans who speak of this (not that theres anything wrong with that)....so much talk about a f...n logo! does anybody care about the freekin game of football....bunch of f...n fashion designers. Why dont yall have a nice helping of shut the f..k up!!!!!!!!!GO DOLPHINS

Joe Lasowski
Joe Lasowski

Yea, cause the old one was SO masculine....? The helmet could have 2 dolphins scissoring for all I care, just as long as the team makes a playoff run again for once.

Chris O'Quinn
Chris O'Quinn

Yay! I'm glad all you people are hating on the logo and plan on coming up with something better! #ohwait

Chase Boyd
Chase Boyd

im a dolphins fan and i diddnt care about the logo before or now

Michael Dorr
Michael Dorr

Anyone who thinks that looks like a killer whale, has never seen a killer whale.

Angel Spence
Angel Spence

GOOOOOOOOOOOO PHINS!!!!!!!! OXOXOXOXOXOX

Angel Spence
Angel Spence

Lose the sunshine thingy... and put a damn FOOTBALL?????

David Yergensen
David Yergensen

The new logo is OK, but why the Hell change something that was already great? The old logo has been around forever and it was the logo of the undefeated Dolphins. Why spend all the money to develop a new logo when nothing beats the old, historic logo!

Gary Smith
Gary Smith

this logo is only gay because we're going to stick it up everyone's ass next year. i'll be gay to win a superbowl.

Alexander Freiria
Alexander Freiria

the new logo looks great and it doesn't look "gay". all the naysayer's are trolls and losers cause their teams suck

D.f. Basora
D.f. Basora

The only people calling this gay are the straight dumbf-ks who are so obsessed with gay men that everything their feeble brains can't comprehend is considered gay. Less time worrying about calling inanimate objects and drawings gay and more time on coming out of the closet is what they need to do. Shutting the hell up is also a good alternative

Lisa Yost
Lisa Yost

Dont like the new logo but still love the Miami Dolphins

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