Mugshots Friday: The '90s Called

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

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Arrested: 4/28
Charges: Cannabis Possession
"Hey, is this the '90s? I believe you called earlier about wanting to get your style back. Well, listen, we might be able to work out a deal if you come bail me out."

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Arrested: 4/29
Charges: Armed Burglary, Aggravated Assault With a Deadly Weapon, and Criminal Mischief
Aww, poor baby. An armed crime spree can really tucker the little ones out. Look at him sleeping like a baby in his mugshot. So adorable.

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Arrested: 4/28
Charges: Petit Theft
Mr. Bitch isn't going to be pleased with this.


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3 comments
Jamal Mackey
Jamal Mackey

Miami New Times is the most ratchet (sp ck) publication ever!

Angie Vdp
Angie Vdp

oh no, you betta don'! buahahahaha

BeerMeASAP
BeerMeASAP

Good idea with the cans, better for the beach too!   I really hope they've improved their beers though, the last time I was there and tried their fruity beers, they were terrible.

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