Mugshots Friday: The Ol' Purple Eyebrow
Unconfirmed reports that the subject tried to falsely identifying himself as "the Great Cornholio" and demanded "TP" for his "bunghole."
This pretty much sums up the past couple of weeks for the Miami Dolphins, actually.
Charges:Disorderly Conduct in an Establishment
Used to be in 2001 that popped collars were the symbol of suburban white kid swag. Now they're just a sign that you need to take your drunk ass home in a cab from the club before you wind up posing for one of these.